I live with my dad
Boy have I been had
I wish I could be bad

I have never been into the latest fad
I think all men are cads
but I will always love my dad

Maybe it time I put out an ad
That I am quite mad
over the making of arm pads

Of all the rocket launch pad
you walked across my want ad
just so you know I have to say that it too bad

I have found that going scantily clad
and writing on a pad
has made me raving mad
That all to be had.
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